By bprescot aka Benjamin Prescott aka bassooneryben
Why the aggression, Lethargic Youth, With fingers made for poking? ‘Twas unfair, unkind, uncouth, and has set me onto moping.
For you know me well, my face, my name, From websites, all unrestricted. Yet I know nothing of little Jill’s fame. Might this ban not be lifted?
Should it be secrets you fear I’d uncover, I shall lay those fears to rest. For even un-befriended, there’s much to discover, So let me put what I know to the test.
Jill is a student, a scholar, I see, With accolades and trophies flowing free, A fifteen twenty on the SAT, And a Jackson, NJ high school degree.
She attends to her music with equal fervor, And pulled her own in the contest of burger, (12. Pretty respectable) Might she know my friend, Robert Berger? And yes, I have twice rhymed berger with burger.
(Hey, cut me some slack. This isn’t as easy as it looks.)
Fine, I’ll admit it. This is all that I’ve found. Disappointing compared to before, Stalker-king no longer, de-throned, de-crowned, My scepter now resides on the floor. :-(
But I’ve added you as friend on my LJ account, And if you’ve had fun here today, I’d pleased if you did the same, “something that rhymes with account” Yeah. I’m done. I've got no more to say.
Addendum: Corporate life is really boring. This was more a project for entertaining myself than anything else. Please do not be scared. Really, I'm a fairly normal individual..... for a Princetonian.
I realize now that I deleted my ealier comment that I'd need to post two comments to show that something in this post has changed. So I'm doing that. Not that you read this far back but....hey, worth a shot.
By bprescot aka Benjamin Prescott aka bassooneryben
Why the aggression, Lethargic Youth,
With fingers made for poking?
‘Twas unfair, unkind, uncouth,
and has set me onto moping.
For you know me well, my face, my name,
From websites, all unrestricted.
Yet I know nothing of little Jill’s fame.
Might this ban not be lifted?
Should it be secrets you fear I’d uncover,
I shall lay those fears to rest.
For even un-befriended, there’s much to discover,
So let me put what I know to the test.
Jill is a student, a scholar, I see,
With accolades and trophies flowing free,
A fifteen twenty on the SAT,
And a Jackson, NJ high school degree.
She attends to her music with equal fervor,
And pulled her own in the contest of burger, (12. Pretty respectable)
Might she know my friend, Robert Berger?
And yes, I have twice rhymed berger with burger.
(Hey, cut me some slack. This isn’t as easy as it looks.)
Fine, I’ll admit it. This is all that I’ve found.
Disappointing compared to before,
Stalker-king no longer, de-throned, de-crowned,
My scepter now resides on the floor. :-(
But I’ve added you as friend on my LJ account,
And if you’ve had fun here today,
I’d pleased if you did the same, “something that rhymes with account”
Yeah. I’m done. I've got no more to say.
Addendum: Corporate life is really boring. This was more a project for entertaining myself than anything else. Please do not be scared. Really, I'm a fairly normal individual..... for a Princetonian.
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