Apparently I've been a bad girl

Dec 15, 2005 22:07

I have a JP to write and I am very clearly procrastinating. If only I weren't so damn sick .. bah humbug.


Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole nikolai521's purse (30 points). In November I stole therealpamela's purse (-30 points). In February I put gum in varniyetille's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I punched tenniscks in the arm (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that, xoxoxsweetie (-5000 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5022 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!

Sincerely,
lazychild

=)

PS - Tom got me pearls for Christmas (a pearl necklace and pearl earrings).. it is good that I'm not an ethical vegan.
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