I have a JP to write and I am very clearly procrastinating. If only I weren't so damn sick .. bah humbug.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In September I caught a purse-snatcher who stole
nikolai521's purse (30 points). In November I stole
therealpamela's purse (-30 points). In February I put gum in
varniyetille's hair (-12 points). Last Monday I punched
tenniscks in the arm (-10 points). In July I committed genocide... Sorry about that,
xoxoxsweetie (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-5022 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
lazychild
=)
PS - Tom got me pearls for Christmas (a pearl necklace and pearl earrings).. it is good that I'm not an ethical vegan.