Homer Says...

Jul 07, 2003 20:12



"Son, a woman is a lot like a...a
refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300
pounds. They make ice, and, um...oh, wait a
minute. Actually, a woman is more like a beer.
They smell good, they look good, and you'd step
over your own mother just to get one. But you
can't stop at just one. You wanna drink another
woman!" You're the lusty, drunken, party
type. Booze, and members of the opposite sex
are pretty much all you think about. While your
party attitude may land you some fun and all,
it could also get you into some trouble. Not to
mention the fact that you annoy the hell out of
some people with your drunken desires.

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