I'm sitting at my desk this morning, minding my own business, eating peanut butter and a banana. This mealy-mouthed mo-fo comes in with an invoice for me to sign and glances disapprovingly down at my jar of Jif and then over at my banana.
Mealy-mouthed mo-fo: "Peanut butter and banana???"
Me: "I'm pregnant." (Try saying that through a mouthful
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