long ass time no update
Thought I'd update this stupid thing cause its been so long, my rents have been out of town since last saturday, which has been awesome and has put an increase into my drug useage for the week, its been good fun. I work at wendys again, its aight I guess, cept now I don't get paid shit, but I don't care too much, theres no point in worrying about money as it won't suddenly fill my wallet, so I might as well enjoy being broke instead of stressing about it.
Did you know:
1.Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
2.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
3.Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
4.Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
5.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
6.When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
7.Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
8.Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
9.The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
10.When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
for more awesome Chuck Norris facts go to chucknorrisfacts.com
and thats all I have to say about that.
Did you know:
1.Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate a fucking Indian.
2.Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
3.Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publically claimed it was a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
4.Chuck Norris once challenged Lance Armstrong in a "Who has more testicles?" contest. Chuck Norris won by 5.
5.Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
6.When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
7.Chuck Norris has the greatest Poker-Face of all time. He won the 1983 World Series of Poker, despite holding only a Joker, a Get out of Jail Free Monopoloy card, a 2 of clubs, 7 of spades and a green #4 card from the game UNO.
8.Chuck Norris invented the bolt-action rifle, liquor, sexual intercourse, and football-- in that order.
9.The original draft of The Lord of the Rings featured Chuck Norris instead of Frodo Baggins. It was only 5 pages long, as Chuck roundhouse-kicked Sauron’s ass halfway through the first chapter.
10.When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.
for more awesome Chuck Norris facts go to chucknorrisfacts.com
and thats all I have to say about that.