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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In August I gave lafortefille a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In November I bought porn for hyperionsoldato (-10 points). Last Friday I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In March I pulled over and changed xhinataxsamax's flat tire (15 points). Last week I stole higherpriority's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been nice (665 points). For Christmas I deserve a shiny red ball!
Sincerely,
lazyandgenius