"563 Stupid Things People do to Mess Up Their Lives" - Dr. Larry
Hunt
How and why does shooting Bambi with a high-powered rifle qualify as a sport? Fish, on the other hand, deserve to be caught because they have nothing better to do.
Ice Fish
Fishing through a foot of ice in below-freezing weather, however, indicates that you have severe anger issues. Look deep within to find out why you feel the need to express your dominance over creatures that can't talk and have no limbs.