"The Funeral"

[lazy_vassal]

Once upon a time, a girl found a hole in the ground in the yard.
The Little People came out and told her the news.
Today is the day of your funeral. If you don't like it, then you
must sacrifice your friend.
Who wants to be buried alive?
So the girl did what she had to, and buried her best friend.
Well, I wouldn't want to be her best friend!

Do

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[devilish_imp]

Heh heh heh... I wouldn't want to be... buried alive either. 'Course, I could always just warp... out of there. If I were in my world, anyway. Not having... all of my power is so... annoying.

Surprisingly... yes, I am. I guess Avoria's different from Hyrule. I'm gaining my... energy back slowly.

[lazy_vassal]

I'm glad DD:

You're much prettier in blue and black than white.

[devilish_imp]

Pretty? Pfffft, ha ha ha!

Where'd that... story come from, anyway? Did you make it... up?

[Strike illegible]

[lazy_vassal]

No...it's from a story book of fairytales I found.

[devilish_imp]

Huh. We have... legends and fairy tales... in the Twilight Realm. But they're... boring. It's mostly... ancient history.

[lazy_vassal]

...I can read you some more stories from this if you want.

[devilish_imp]

...Heh. Interesting... Sure~

[lazy_vassal]

"Stray Dog and the Lying Princess"

Once upon a time, there was a little girl who told lies.
She liked to scare the other girls by screaming,
"Stray Dog is coming, Stray Dog is coming!"
But soon, everyone stopped being scared. They hated the way that
she lied.
One day, the girl came home, screaming,
"Stray Dog is coming, really!"
Everyone thought it was just another lie.
Except this time, it was no lie at all, and so they were all
gobbled up.

The End.

[devilish_imp]

((Midna's all :DDD, but can't really show it at the moment. XD))

Ah~ Hylian mothers and... fathers would say a story similiar to that to dis... courage their children from lying, only their... version was lighter.

[lazy_vassal]

[[:DD Eeeee~]]

My mom used to tell me that if I behaved myself, she was going to burn me alive for dinner.

[devilish_imp]

Ouch~

Hmmm~, I don't think... I ever knew my mother and father. Oh well~

[lazy_vassal]

She was the best mom EVER. ;o;

DDDDx How tragic...!!

[devilish_imp]

Hmhm... She sounds... like it.

It's fine~

Any more fairy tales?

[lazy_vassal]

D: she was.

Yes~~

"Game Over"

Little princess, little princess,
precious little princess.
The little girl was as beautiful as a princess,
But she was always all alone.
The girl found her grave.
Today is the day of her funeral.

...And everyone lived happily ever after...

[devilish_imp]

Happily ever after... eh? Heh heh heh... nice one.

*and is also SO HAPPY 'cause she's FINALLY in a super dark place ♥*

[lazy_vassal]

♥~

"The Goat Sisters"

Little sister wrote a letter, bah bah.
Big sister munched it up, bah bah.
Little sister studied her notes, bah bah.
Big sister tore them to shreds, bah bah.
Little sister wanted to read big sister the letter, so she fetched
it from her sister's stomach.
But with big sister dead in a pool of amber blood, who is there to
read the letter to? Bah bah.