a list of unrelated things!

[lazy_sunshine]

1. I saw a license plate this morning that said "HRNT MOM." Everyone take a second and think about that. What does that mean? Hmmm? Have you got it yet? Hornet Mom. That's right. But that's not what I saw first. I was driving along, saw that, and said to myself, "Hairnet mom? Why would you want to mark yourself as a hairnet-wearing mother

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[lorax_lovin]

Dogs are tricky like that! One time Emily left her Chick-fa-la sandwich on the edge of the kitchen table while she went to the Kelvinator to get some ketchup for it and Lady grabbed the wrapper and ate it right in front of us before we could get to her. To recap! Lady stole and ate the entire sandwich before Emily could walk back the four steps to where she was to stop her.

[theastrogirl]

You...you didn't like the giant slug I sent you???

I worked so hard on that slug.

*sniff*