Why the fuck am I here sometimes?

[lazy_shadows]

One thing needs to be said. Women are damn confusing. Once you think you have them figured out, they do something to shock the hell out of you. Or slap the hell out of you. *Grumbles* Which is exactly what the shrew did this afternoon getting home from school. Gave this whole tirade on bad habits again, how I never pick up, clean, cook....

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[kagekubishibari]

You're mother is just going through the pre-stages of empty nest syndrome... you are our only child ya know. And you really should pick up after yourself... I'm cooking dinner tonight... what do ya want?

[lazy_shadows]

You cook? *Laughs* Since when did that start. Old man you are so whipped.

Fish would be nice. If your cooking is any better than hers, maybe I won't be chewing on rubber tonight.

[kagekubishibari]

Yes, I cook. Is that really such a horrible thing? I am not whipped. It's the manly thing to do to help your woman out when she's down.

Hmph... I guess I can make some fish on the side. YOUR MOTHER'S COOKING ISN'T LIKE RUBBER! D8

[lazy_shadows]

If it's not rubber then it sure as heck tastes like it.

[kagekubishibari]

Tsk Tsk! Something is wrong with your taste buds, boy.