mother flucker... i shall turn you into ketchup!!

[lazy_scotty]

yea so, once again i am crazy. i know this. i went to laura kimble's christmas party tonight (a friend of mine from EKU). she was my Obi Wan while i was at school. she is a big nerd and i was her little nerd in training. her boyfriend aaron says that we need more nerds in the world. i assured him that i was a nerd and so is my girlfriend and he and his girlfriend are both nerds and im pretty sure that as of now, the world probably cant handle much more nerdiness. it was fun though. by the time i got there at ten til 8 they had killed a bottle of capt. morgans and 3 bottles of wine. damn bunch of lushes. we sat around and laughed at all the crazy things we did at EKU and it was sad how nuts we all are. im just glad they forgot to bring up the story about how we went sledding in the ravine and they all got the bright idea to sled down the ice covered sidewalk on a something or another (i dont recall. it was a big slick sign thing) and i was the poor little freshman soul that was nominated to go first. so i climbed to the top of the hill where i sat down on the thingy and alexis shoved me to get me going and i slid very quickly down the hill taking an unexpected turn and ramming directly into a big fucking tree. ......everyone laughed. i think the night was better without that story. OO! and on my way home from the party i was listening to the radio and "Shoop" came on and it fuckin made my night. i sang along. kinda scary that i can do that, but oh well.

"i hit the skins for the hell of it, just for the yell of it, Mmm Mmm Mmmmm for the smell of it" hehehehehhehe

otay. that is all. i have to go make chex mix for christmas brunch thingy ma jig with my family in the morning. damn family.