This World is a Dojo

[lazy_science]

God gave us a mission
One we must acheive
To fight the evil warriors
Those who cheat and deceive

He wouldn't hang us out to dry
No, he gave us such great skill
To fight our wicked enemies
Those who steal and kill

For we are swift ninjas
And God our might sensei
He taught us not only quiet steps
But what to do and say

Paul, David, Solomon
Yes, they were ninjas too

Paul was thrown into prison
David put against a giant
Solomon through great struggle
All started a riot
They didn't throw chairs into streets
No, they didn't yell and scream
They brought glory to God with their deft movement
With their letters, stones, and teachings

They all studied under God
The ultimate sensei
The glorious teacher

You can be one of God's ninjas
But I'm warning you
Satan has ninjas too

You'll have to read
And pray
And listen
To gain the ninja sword of the Spirit

So that you may slay
The strongest enemy
The one that lives inside you
So be prepared for great difficulty
Known as the art of kung foo

So remember when you kick high
Remember when you kick low
Remember when you bow to fight
That God, our sensei, is running the show.