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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I put gum in oshestak's hair (-8 points). In July I put money in gertruderocks's expired parking meter (40 points), then I took it back (-50 points). In August I donated a tooth to snailik in a life-saving procedure (200 points), then I took it back (-10 points). In September I helped exler across the street (-600 points). In October I gave change to a homeless bricoleura (17 points). In November tom_sizemore and I robbed a bank ($ 50000, 3 years and -200 points). Last Friday I pulled zhitel_ru's hair (-5 points). Last Saturday I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points) and got killed (-500 points).
And I must confess that back in 1989 physchem and I shipwrecked an oiler "Antonina Nezhdanova" (-320 points).
Overall, I've been nice (-1512 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
lazy_elfin