GUYS
GUYS I HAVE COME UP WITH THE BEST DESCRIPTION OF ONE OF MY FAVORITE CHARACTER TYPES, EVER.
Dignity pinata.
You hit the thin shell of his dignity until it cracks open and delicious treats come pouring out. :Dv
Also, if you name one of my fandoms, I might tell you a blatant and terrible lie about it.
Also the cat brought me a ball of sock yarn that had fallen inconveniently into one of the bookshelves, but I doubt the purity of his motives. And he forgave Mom after a record fifteen hours. He was on her lap and purring when I went to work. Which was hell on a pogo stick RESIDENTS STOP FREAKING ME OUT SRSLY.
Dignity pinata.
You hit the thin shell of his dignity until it cracks open and delicious treats come pouring out. :Dv
Also, if you name one of my fandoms, I might tell you a blatant and terrible lie about it.
Also the cat brought me a ball of sock yarn that had fallen inconveniently into one of the bookshelves, but I doubt the purity of his motives. And he forgave Mom after a record fifteen hours. He was on her lap and purring when I went to work. Which was hell on a pogo stick RESIDENTS STOP FREAKING ME OUT SRSLY.