This "I will never ever write this! Do you hear me! NEVER EVER!!!" thing would work out better if my brain would not bubble sinisterly after four and a half hours of sleep and then bet me a dollar that I could find an insect species that changed gender depending on conditions, and hey, didn't
estirose write one where they were kind of hybrids anyway....?
NO GODDAMMIT NO.
Meg: I AM NOT MAKING TENDOU PREGNANT AND A GIRL.
edit: ... why the hell does a joke about Tendou being the worst Mommy In Waiting ever spawn a complicated alternate canon plot in half an hour's worth of plotting with Becky? I DON'T THINK PEOPLE SHOULD LET US TALK TO EACH OTHER ANY MORE.