shocking discoveries

[lazulisong]

there is a surface on my desk! I sincerely believed that it was made of DVDs, CD cases, crumbs, random coffee cups, knitting shit, Pokemon cards and dice, but no, it is actually plywood laminate! I, I don't know how I feel about this. The next step is shelving Yet More Books and seeing if my carpet is cream as it is rumored to be or the tweedy look is in fact due to That Animal shedding black hair affectionately over everything.

Have found sunscreen! Have found bandages shaped for blisters! Have lost all desire to clean any more. I think I'm going to go rummage hopefully for Pepsi.