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Jun 25, 2008 00:15

crushing depression continues to crush, mother has promised to bully me into making appointment! HEY I FIGURED OUT WHY I NEVER JOIN SUPPORT GROUPS, I'D MUCH RATHER JOKE INAPPROPRIATELY ABOUT IT.

But miraculously, ickaimp had finished the drag fic and posted it by the time I got off work! I was like, YOU SERIOUSLY DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVE YOU RIGHT ( Read more... )

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Drive-by porning. This is all the chat convo's fault. ickaimp June 25 2008, 08:02:46 UTC
"I notice that you've been kind of avoiding my brother lately." Jyuka gave Kagami a questioning look. "Is everything okay between you two?"

"I..." Kagami blushed bright red and looked at his feet.

Jyuka gave him a serious stare. "Kagami-san." She said gravely. "Tell me."

Kagami turned a shade of crimson she hadn't known was possible, either in nature or out of it, much less humanly capable. "Hekindapushedmeagainstthewallandblewme." He said so quickly she wasn't sure she'd heard him correctly at all.

"Onichan..." Jyuka repeated slowly. "Pressed you up against a wall and performed oral sex on you?"

If anything, the red blush darkened as Kagami nodded.

Jyuka stared at him for a moment. "Did you like it?" After all, wasn't that why you did things like that?

Kagami looked like he wanted to sink through the floor, but nodded again.

"So..." Jyuka's eyebrows crinkled. "Why are you avoiding Oniichan?"

"Because..." Kagami said miserably. "I don't know what it means!"

"... I think it's a pretty good sign Oniichan likes you." At least, she'd never heard of him doing that with anyone else. And he'd been pretty happy right up until Kagami had disappeared off the map.

"Oh." Some of the blush faded. Jyuka's eyebrows crinkled more. He hadn't been able to figure that out?!

"I think you should do it back to him." She said slowly. "He'd probably really like it if you did."

"Really?" The naive shock in his voice was enough to make her want to hit her head against the wall. How come Hiyori-neechan never got these conversations? They were all older than Jyuka, they should know more!

"Yeah."

"Okay." He said, looking calmer, now that he had a plan. Luckily, she heard the rattle in the lock that was Oniichan coming home.

"In fact, now would be a -really- good time." She said, picking up her bag and scooting towards the door. She passed by Oniichan on her dash to put her shoes on and freedom.

"Oh. It's you." Oniichan's dull voice commented as he set things down inside. "What do you wan.... OOHHhhhhhhhhh..."

Jyuka locked the door and shut it behind her as she headed for the local shopping centre. It seemed like a good time to start up a Happy Bunny collection. There was a keychain she'd recently seen that said 'Boys are Dumb. Let's throw rocks at them' that seemed highly appropriate lately.

-fin-

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Re: Drive-by porning. This is all the chat convo's fault. lazulisong June 26 2008, 05:36:46 UTC

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