IT'S REALLY HEAVY YOU GUYS ;A;
I swear to God, if I ever meet the freaking sadist who wrote this pattern, I am going to punch that woman in the face.
But Meg, you say, You like this pattern! You have said several times how easy and understandable, if filled with mind-numbingly tedious stockingnette stitch, this pattern is! Why is it suddenly written by a 'freaking sadist'? Please tell us this, so we can fall off our computer chairs laughing at you like everybody else that has heard you bitch about this today!
WELL, CHILDREN, I say, This pattern was written by a freaking sadist because only a freaking sadist would make you knit a sleeve onto an object that weighs *looks at website* just under a pound.
But Meg, you say, that's not too bad is it.
It wouldn't be, I reply, except for the way you have to readjust the entire pound of wool sitting on your freaking lap at least four times in a single round.
...oh, you say, we can see why you are a little annoyed.
Are you bitches laughing at me again, I say, glaring suspiciously at the computer screen.
N-no, you reply, n-not at all. M-maybe you should invest in a turntable. And be sure to take a picture of it.
I HATE YOU ALL, I reply.
I am just under 80% through! Actually probably a little more, because if all goes well I'll have about 25 yards left of the last of the five balls -- but I am almost done with the fourth one! I have about a sleeve an a half plus the button band to go, and the button band shouldn't be too hard after i get over trying to kill myself making it even. ._.
pinkpapyrus posted a bunch of K8 pictures, and I was like, man, I want to do a gallery of all of the really gay sweaters guys in JE wear! --- and then I was like, but it would be faster and easier to just do the non-gay ones, because there would be maybe five at the most.
But Meg, you say, You like this pattern! You have said several times how easy and understandable, if filled with mind-numbingly tedious stockingnette stitch, this pattern is! Why is it suddenly written by a 'freaking sadist'? Please tell us this, so we can fall off our computer chairs laughing at you like everybody else that has heard you bitch about this today!
WELL, CHILDREN, I say, This pattern was written by a freaking sadist because only a freaking sadist would make you knit a sleeve onto an object that weighs *looks at website* just under a pound.
But Meg, you say, that's not too bad is it.
It wouldn't be, I reply, except for the way you have to readjust the entire pound of wool sitting on your freaking lap at least four times in a single round.
...oh, you say, we can see why you are a little annoyed.
Are you bitches laughing at me again, I say, glaring suspiciously at the computer screen.
N-no, you reply, n-not at all. M-maybe you should invest in a turntable. And be sure to take a picture of it.
I HATE YOU ALL, I reply.
I am just under 80% through! Actually probably a little more, because if all goes well I'll have about 25 yards left of the last of the five balls -- but I am almost done with the fourth one! I have about a sleeve an a half plus the button band to go, and the button band shouldn't be too hard after i get over trying to kill myself making it even. ._.
pinkpapyrus posted a bunch of K8 pictures, and I was like, man, I want to do a gallery of all of the really gay sweaters guys in JE wear! --- and then I was like, but it would be faster and easier to just do the non-gay ones, because there would be maybe five at the most.