GLOWER.

[lazulisong]

WHAT TYPE OF FUCKING HICK TOWN HAS THREE STORES WITHOUT BLUE OR GREEN KOOL-AID?

OH WAIT.

COTTAGE GROVE, THAT'S WHAT SORT OF HICK TOWN FAILS AT HAVING BASIC KOOLAID IN STOCKYou would THINK that lime kool-aid was as least as much a basic neccesity of life as tropical punch or black cherry but nooooo the most they had was strawberry-watermelon,

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[flamebyrd]

We don't have Kool-Aid (we have cordial instead!), but I must ask, what are the special dyeing properties of Kool-Aid?

[lazulisong]

it acts as an acid dye! because of the citric acid and the food dye, I mean. I guess you can actually take regular food dye that comes in the tiny squeezy bottles and use that as well.

Doesn't work on plant fiber, though.

[wtf]

I WILL BE HAPPY TO TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY BIG-CITY-NESS TO FIND YOU GREEN AND BLUE KOOL-AID.

I'm pretty sure we actually have generic green Kool-Aid in the pantry, even. XD

[lazulisong]

I'm sure I can get it tomorrow/when I'm not rushing because of Dogs in Cars in Eugene. just. THREE STORES. NO GREEN OR BLUE. WRY.

[woodburner]

Dude, my hometown was in the back ass of nowhere, but WE had lime Koolaid. I'm pretty sure we had other funky flavors that were blue, too.

[lazulisong]

I thought we usually do too! Unless they're sold out because of school starting next week, or, suggested the lady at BiMart, the fake emo kids bought it all for hair dye. ._.

I would break up with Cottage Grove instantly but our Dollar Tree had Hello Kitty lunch containers today and I for one welcome our pink bento bearing overlords.

[meril]

Wow, there are two towns named Cottage Grove that are completely made of fail.

[lazulisong]

I, I think it goes with the name. The other one's in the Midwest, right, it can't be a logging town too?

[meril]

Minnesota, and it's not. Agriculture, once, and now it's a suburb with a window factory, a plastics factory, and a GIANT POLLUTING CHEMICAL FACTORY. The last is important, it means I need to go buy a whole-house water filter soon >_