yes, I know.
Meg: KADAJ WAS AN EARLY BLOOMER
Pengie: Cloud had to keep in constant motion around the classroom, lest Kadaj sense an unguarded moment to pounce.
Meg: YES
Pengie: THE BODY ARMOR; IT DOES NOTHING
Meg: kfdal;;dakl
Meg: oh man
Meg: they use him as a teaching device in sex ed
Meg: THIS IS WHAT BAD TOUCH LOOKS LIKE
Pengie: They have to keep a squirt bottle (aka hose) next to the desk to get Kadaj off.
Pengie: And a broom to prod him out of the rafters afterward.
Meg: cloud sacrifices much for the education of children.
Pengie: You mean he forces LEON to sacrifice much.
Pengie: Like skin, and hair, and non-crayoned-on paperwork.
Meg: it is unnerving to open one's desk and find silk panties.
Pengie: Especially when, for an entire day afterward, you sense gigantic sparkling eyes burning, burning into the back of your head.
Meg: Are You Wearing The Panties Mr Strife
Meg: I'm Wearing Ones Just Like Them
Meg: The Very Thought Makes Me Tingly All Over.
Meg: man
Pengie: Pee Ess Mine Have Unicorns
Meg: we could never post this on LJ now, that makes me sad.
Pengie: Pee Ess I Spellchecked This Just For You
Pengie: Pee Ess Actually Yazoo Did
Pengie: PPee Ess But He Said He Doesn't Mind If I Said That
Pengie: why not D: The pedohammer has been locked away!
Meg: does it count as Pedo if the adult is totally traumatised?
Pengie: Cloud had to keep in constant motion around the classroom, lest Kadaj sense an unguarded moment to pounce.
Meg: YES
Pengie: THE BODY ARMOR; IT DOES NOTHING
Meg: kfdal;;dakl
Meg: oh man
Meg: they use him as a teaching device in sex ed
Meg: THIS IS WHAT BAD TOUCH LOOKS LIKE
Pengie: They have to keep a squirt bottle (aka hose) next to the desk to get Kadaj off.
Pengie: And a broom to prod him out of the rafters afterward.
Meg: cloud sacrifices much for the education of children.
Pengie: You mean he forces LEON to sacrifice much.
Pengie: Like skin, and hair, and non-crayoned-on paperwork.
Meg: it is unnerving to open one's desk and find silk panties.
Pengie: Especially when, for an entire day afterward, you sense gigantic sparkling eyes burning, burning into the back of your head.
Meg: Are You Wearing The Panties Mr Strife
Meg: I'm Wearing Ones Just Like Them
Meg: The Very Thought Makes Me Tingly All Over.
Meg: man
Pengie: Pee Ess Mine Have Unicorns
Meg: we could never post this on LJ now, that makes me sad.
Pengie: Pee Ess I Spellchecked This Just For You
Pengie: Pee Ess Actually Yazoo Did
Pengie: PPee Ess But He Said He Doesn't Mind If I Said That
Pengie: why not D: The pedohammer has been locked away!
Meg: does it count as Pedo if the adult is totally traumatised?