I am basically waitning for my digestive system to freak the fuck out. AWESOME.
Meg; Can I borrow a caregiver shirt because it's really flipping hot in he--
Interm Big Boss: D:!!!!
Meg: Um. I mean. IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND ---
Meg's Stomach: You know how that plague's been going around here? BLARGH.
Interm Big Boss: IF YOU LEAVE THAT BATHROOM BEFORE I FIND SOMEONE TO COVER YOU I WILL KILL YOU SO DEAD
Meg: .....this is not a shining moment in my career. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME MY KNITTING.
Goddammit I almost had a year without calling in sick!
Also I got to work at nine am as agreed and discovered that the Vigilan people, fuck them, had forgotten to send us an invite to the webconference. I was paid for two hours of my time and Boss suggested that I had enough time before two pm to go up to Portland and commit some mayhem at their offices and really if she could have figured out a way for me to get paid for my mileage I think I'd've done it.
I have the awesome bag of awesome from Eve!!! it is basically the most awesome bag ever and after the surgery I'm going to use it for my knitting and shit just to be a brat.
Interm Big Boss: D:!!!!
Meg: Um. I mean. IT'S ONLY A FLESH WOUND ---
Meg's Stomach: You know how that plague's been going around here? BLARGH.
Interm Big Boss: IF YOU LEAVE THAT BATHROOM BEFORE I FIND SOMEONE TO COVER YOU I WILL KILL YOU SO DEAD
Meg: .....this is not a shining moment in my career. WOULD SOMEONE PLEASE GET ME MY KNITTING.
Goddammit I almost had a year without calling in sick!
Also I got to work at nine am as agreed and discovered that the Vigilan people, fuck them, had forgotten to send us an invite to the webconference. I was paid for two hours of my time and Boss suggested that I had enough time before two pm to go up to Portland and commit some mayhem at their offices and really if she could have figured out a way for me to get paid for my mileage I think I'd've done it.
I have the awesome bag of awesome from Eve!!! it is basically the most awesome bag ever and after the surgery I'm going to use it for my knitting and shit just to be a brat.