no seriously.

[lazulisong]

There has got to be a fic somewhere in which someone says, "Balthier would do anything with a pulse, though." and Fran looks up and says, "Well, no, there was this statue." and everybody just kind of goes ".............................I AM TOTALLY NOT EVEN GOING THERE."

Anyone? :(

Man, I'D tap Basch.

Comments

[ipuchan]

... there really has to be... 'cause its totally true. Basch? He just pisses me off...Tho i've definately checked out Balthier's ass once or twice... *wanders off back to corner*

[flinkie]

Pygmalion approves of this fanfic concept.

[lazulisong]

no he doesn't. Balthier was doing his girlfriend. And he did it better than him!

[flinkie]

Well, at least the statue-sex. Nothing like a little automatonophilia...

[lazulisong]

dude, Pygmalion's girlfriend WAS a statue.

[akatonbo]

Alas, since the game was only just recently released in English, there is probably NOT yet any such fic somewhere... but by the time all the fangirls of the universe have finished the game and had time to fic about it, there probably will be.

[motorbike]

AHEM, AL-CID?

Also, am alarmed by the fact that we never find out Larsa's age. NOT THAT IT WOULD IMPROVE MATTERS MUCH.

[lazulisong]

haven't got to him yet! Just got past the mines and I'm supposed to be meeting with the Marquis and I'm actually running around killing things in the mines instead.

OH DUDE

LARSA IS STARTING SOOOOO EARLY IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY

FOR REALS

I think he's planning to have a harem!

[ang3l_sh1]

Square Japan website states that Larsa is 12.

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[motorbike]

... CLOSE ENOUGH.