AUGH THE DORK KILLS
O-okay I'm calm. Just, you know, weak to the dork.
He kind of feels totally retarded but that's okay, because he's done stupider things for less reason than this. He's even brushed his hair, which he can't remember really doing since his mother died (combing his fingers through it, yes. Actually attacking it with a brush, no). It lies in unaccustomed sleekness, which should last, he guesses, about five more seconds or until he runs his fingers through his hair again because it just feels that weird.
"Very nice," says Alice in her soft voice. Yuri has to stare at her for a minute, at her pretty white hands, soft and small, at her shining blonde hair and the way the ruffles of lace fall just so against her neck and wrists. She kind of makes him feel like a big, awkward bear or something, all edges and rough bits. Alice smooths the front of his shirt, fussing with his collar, and Yuri has an awful feeling that one of the monsters trapped inside his mind is actually purring -- or worse, that he's about to himself.
Shit, man, Yuri's the straightest hero I've ever seen. Even straighter than Syaoran. O____o;;
No, I haven't forgotten KH, I just gotta rip through these so I can send them to Aster and then she's threatening to lend me the cannibal game HALP HALLLP.
edit:
Meg: BY THE WAY
Ingrid: Yes? :3
Meg: THANKS FOR WARNING ME ABOUT THE THINGS THAT ATTACK YOU WITH THEIR PEENORS MY GOD INGRID
Ingrid: ... Whoops
Ingrid: I didn't tell you about the wang monsters, eh?
Meg: I hate you SO MUCH
Ingrid: I FORGOT!
Meg: HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE PEENOR MONSTERS?
He kind of feels totally retarded but that's okay, because he's done stupider things for less reason than this. He's even brushed his hair, which he can't remember really doing since his mother died (combing his fingers through it, yes. Actually attacking it with a brush, no). It lies in unaccustomed sleekness, which should last, he guesses, about five more seconds or until he runs his fingers through his hair again because it just feels that weird.
"Very nice," says Alice in her soft voice. Yuri has to stare at her for a minute, at her pretty white hands, soft and small, at her shining blonde hair and the way the ruffles of lace fall just so against her neck and wrists. She kind of makes him feel like a big, awkward bear or something, all edges and rough bits. Alice smooths the front of his shirt, fussing with his collar, and Yuri has an awful feeling that one of the monsters trapped inside his mind is actually purring -- or worse, that he's about to himself.
Shit, man, Yuri's the straightest hero I've ever seen. Even straighter than Syaoran. O____o;;
No, I haven't forgotten KH, I just gotta rip through these so I can send them to Aster and then she's threatening to lend me the cannibal game HALP HALLLP.
edit:
Meg: BY THE WAY
Ingrid: Yes? :3
Meg: THANKS FOR WARNING ME ABOUT THE THINGS THAT ATTACK YOU WITH THEIR PEENORS MY GOD INGRID
Ingrid: ... Whoops
Ingrid: I didn't tell you about the wang monsters, eh?
Meg: I hate you SO MUCH
Ingrid: I FORGOT!
Meg: HOW CAN YOU FORGET THE PEENOR MONSTERS?