return of the crackfic, only smutty this time.

Mar 06, 2006 21:20

I'll um be over here running away and blaming Crysi.


how loveless is probably not going to end, dammit

"Ritsuka ... the ... nnn ... phone."

"So?"

"So ... ah oh god don't stop ... that's Seimei's ringtone."

"....oh really."

Ritsuka has an unexpected vicious streak that comes out when he's angry about something. Soubi knows it's wrong to think it, but it's totally hot, even Kio agrees.

"Well hello, brother," says Ritsuka with unsettling cheer. It's made worse by the fact that he's still fucking himself on Soubi, slowly, making Soubi wait for it. "Nnn -- mm? The panting? That's just Soubi, because I have his cock up my ass and am riding him like a pony. Yeah, it's great. Too bad you were too frigid to ever try it. Nnnn -- oh hey, remember that scarring you did on his chest? I -- nngh! -- added some nipple rings, they make him go through the roof when you play with them." He reaches out and plays with one of them, and Soubi's eyes cross and he makes pathetic whining sounds in the back of his throat. "He made me a fabulous dinner and gave me a blow job tonight." Soubi arches up, moaning, remembering that, remembering the feel of sucking Ritsuka, and starts trying to kiss Ritsuka anywhere he can reach -- possibly a little louder than he would have otherwise but he's only human. "And in conclusion," says Ritsuka gleefully, "You lose at life and I hope your dick breaks off when you jerk yourself off in your lonely bed. Ooops, gotta go, he's about to come."

Soubi doesn't say anything but incoherent moans and pleas as Ritsuka snaps the phone shut with a vindictive little click and braces himself on Soubi, riding Soubi's orgasm out, making little pleased sounds in his throat.

Soubi tries to catch his breath. "That shouldn't have been hot."

Ritsuka props himself up on Soubi's chest, looking smug. "Was it?"

"God, do me hard," says Soubi with deep sincerity.

"Since you ask so nicely," says Ritsuka.

And they all lived happily ever after except for Seimei, whose dick fell off as he was jerking himself off in his cold and lonely bed. THE END!

crack, smut, loveless

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