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lazulisong

RINGING IN THE NEW YEAR WITH SATDAI VAMPIRE PORN.

Jan 01, 2006 00:00

PET ME PLZ.

Also, this is totally Meia's fault for egging me on. ;3;

( Yeah well, happy goddamn new year to you bastards too )

dnangel, smut

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still_ciircee January 1 2006, 09:19:08 UTC

*pet* *petpetpetpetpet* *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet* *peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet*

I love you.

lazulisong January 1 2006, 09:24:35 UTC

I am slightly not exactly um sober but I swear to God if the DNAngel Vampire AU still sounds like a good idea tomorrow morning I am sending Meia a mailbomb.

still_ciircee January 1 2006, 09:39:39 UTC

Meia gets everything! *pouts*

*brightens* I could push you to write more vampire DNAngel porn, 'cause it's hot. Or maybe vampiric donuts porn, 'cause that'd be hot too. I could laugh and tell you that, yes, damn it, that cross joke needs to stay in the fic because it works.

I have such love for you. ~.*

lazulisong January 1 2006, 09:48:53 UTC

i'll cut and paste and make a Donuts version how's that.

dude

doumeki the vampire hunter would win the universe. and watanuki would be an awesome vampire. HE WOULD BE MESMERIZING BY HIS VERY CRANKINESS

still_ciircee January 1 2006, 11:49:30 UTC

You know...*considers* CrankyVampire!Watanuki would totally say crap like 'Bite me' and Doumeki would give him the 'wtf, you're so lame' look.

And then porn would happen.

lazulisong January 1 2006, 19:04:17 UTC

"Bite me."
"...."
"It was a FIGURE OF SPEECH, asshole."
"Okay because there is one basic problem about me biting you and that is I am not a vampire."
"I hate you."

ii_hanashi January 1 2006, 20:05:13 UTC

Oh hello. This looks like FUN. :DDDDD The Doumeki in my head is slightly sleazy and uses the next line to say something like "But there are times when my biting you could be fun." I fully support vampire porn. *two thumbs up*

lazulisong January 1 2006, 20:18:21 UTC

OH HELL NO. MAKE NEO OR CIRCE WRITE IT.

ii_hanashi January 1 2006, 20:46:50 UTC

Neo's still insisting her porn-fu is weak. :( And you're tempted, otherwise you wouldn't be using the Kurogane icon. :DDDDD

lazulisong January 1 2006, 20:52:14 UTC

That's DARK, you retard. Although they do look a little alike.

Neo SAID. Her goal this year is to strenghten her porn-fu.

ii_hanashi January 1 2006, 21:09:44 UTC

I feel stupid now. Moreso because I think my mind knew that and was just like "Fuck backspace, it's Kurogane now."

But she also said she won't post anything until her porn-fu is perfected. Vampire sex should happen now.

lazulisong January 1 2006, 21:16:45 UTC

we should just stalk her a lot and assure her that skill to do comes by doing or something D:

I have no snarky Doumeki icons. WHY.

ii_hanashi January 1 2006, 21:21:23 UTC

This is a good plan. But she still wouldn't post it. D:

I don't know why. I have two gay icons. I feel deprived.

Sekrit Circe Stealth Mode--ON! still_ciircee January 1 2006, 21:22:00 UTC

Circe is busing writing other things.

"You learned how to fuck from the internet, didn't you?"

"At least I learned?"

"Oh, my god. We're going to fuck like internet porn."

Somebody make vampire porn now!

Re: Sekrit Circe Stealth Mode--ON! ii_hanashi January 1 2006, 22:54:37 UTC

:DDDDDDDDDDDD I love how I've used this icon SO many times, and I uploaded it twelve hours ago. Ten of those hours were spent sleeping. Is this rice-burning porn? ♥

No one bother Circe!

Re: Sekrit Circe Stealth Mode--ON! still_ciircee January 2 2006, 22:09:25 UTC

I am already bothered. I have vampiric brainworms.

Doumeki: Leather pants?

Watanuki: What? So? I can't have nice things?

Doumeki: Just...how in the world do you get into them.

Watanuki: WITH MY MAD VAMPIRE SKILLS.

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