no you don't want to know

Oct 27, 2005 02:09

In the ‘it seemed like a good idea at a time, and the time was 1.30am’ file:

[01:08] Meg: *long thoughtful pause*
[01:08] Meg: So um
[01:08] Meg: What would you pay me if I did NOT write Vinnie/Reeve?
[01:09] Meia: du it? :(
[01:10] Meg: because.
[01:10] Meg: Reeve's actually kind of hot when he's not a lego figure
[01:10] Meg: and what the hell, they're in the same game
[01:10] Meia: I was just gonna say that it'd be kinda hot. D:
[01:11] Meia: and it really kind would. SO.
[01:11] Meia: I think Vincent's helping Reeve with his NGO or something o_o
[01:11] Meg: Right
[01:11] Meg: Reeve's what, 40ish?
[01:13] Meia: Around there
[01:13] Meia: Or so, I guess o_o I mean, he reached executive in Shinra. And he designed Midgar (?)
[01:13] Meg: bad thoughts
[01:13] Meg: about how you know he could have met Vinnie before Vinnie went emo
[01:14] Meia: :D
[01:14] Meg: and had a sekkrit crush1
[01:14] Meg: although if Yuffie's in the game god help us all
[01:15] Meia: How long was Vincent sleeping the sleep of the angsting goth, anyway?
[01:15] Meia: ahahahaha.
[01:15] Meia: Yuffie
[01:15] Meg: since around Sephiroth's brith?
[01:15] Meia: .....'d make a really funny faghag but nevermind!

01:32] Meg: dude
[01:32] Meg: you know what is totally going to make this game worth it?
[01:32] Meg: watching vinnie deal with CAIT SITH.
[01:32] Meia: ...yeah?
[01:32] Meg: CAN'T YOU SEE.
[01:32] Meia: XDDD
[01:33] Meg: He'lll be all getting a good line of emoetry going and Cait Sith will be all AND YOUR FORTUNE TODAY SAYS 'CHEER UP EMO OJIISAN!!!"
[01:33] Meia: :D
[01:34] Meg: and there'll be a *click* and Cait will be all 'on the other hand maybe you can ignore me?'
[01:35] Meia: And Reeve can't really look him in the face the next time they meet
[01:36] Meg: Vinnie: *gently* So about Cait's fortune program. Reeve: %fortune: YOU WILL ANNOY A LARGE EX-TURK WITH A GUN. SAY YOUR PRAYERS
[01:37] Meia: xDDDD
[01:38] Meg: oh hell we might as we start it now, you know people are threatening it already
[01:38] Meg: and it's only going to be worse after the game
[01:38] Meia: And more painful. So!
[02:00] Meg: THANK YOU I AM GOING TO HELL AND IT IS YOUR FAULT.
[02:00] Meg: “Go faster if you carried me,” says Cait Sith, in his squeaky voice. “I ain’t got such long legs as you.”

Vincent grunts but picks him up. Cait Sith is surprisingly heavy -- the electronics that run him, no doubt, but he feels almost real, like there’s muscle and bone and blood beneath his fur. He feels more realistic than Vincent does, probably. Cait’s right, it is faster without having to pace himself to the little creature’s pace. He remembers back when they first met, how even the big moggle he rode sometimes had trouble keeping up with the party. He wonders what Reeve was thinking. “Why a cat?”

“Seemed a good idea at th’ time,” says Cait, and Vincent realizes he’s spoken out loud. “’Course, as far as I’ve heard th’ time was two am th’ night before the project was due.”
[02:00] Meia: ... :D
[02:00] Meia: OTP :D
[02:00] Meg: WHAT HAVE I DONE?
[02:01] Meia: YOUR DUTY TO THE WORLD :D
[02:01] Meg: *laughing helplessly* I keep imagining the ship banner!
[02:01] Meg: The Good Ship Guns'n'Kittens!
[02:02] Meia: omgtheirloveissopartiallymechanical!
[02:02] Meg: "Let me tune you up, lover. *LEERS*"
[02:03] Meia: :D
[02:03] Meg: GOING TO HELL
[02:04] Meia : YOU'LL BE IN GOOD COMPANY
[02:04] Meg: ;___;
02:06] Meia: It's your DUTY! to melt the ice surrounding Vincent's cold, black heart D:
[02:06] Meg: HE CAN KEEP IT THERE
[02:06] Meia: THINK OF THE KITTENS
[02:06] Megi: THINK OF MY BRAIN

edit:
Meia and Meg would like to apologize for realizing that Yuffie/Vincent/Reeve would TOTALLY WORK and would also like to assure everybody that Meg is totally going to bed now. ♥ *THUD*

aim, ff7

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