I crack myself up.
Ames, everybody but me and the dog will be up for the Gaither concert next weekend, which means I want my CDs of crap you promised me. INCLUDING ADVENT CHILLUNS.
Emiko vs Satoshi: FIGHT!
"Why don't you call me Emiko?"
"Oh, NO, that wouldn't be polite. Auntie."
"I STILL FIT IN MY HIGH SCHOOL UNIFORM, YOUNG MAN."
"But I can't call you Emiko-san! You're my mother's age!"
"....I hate the Hikari clan so much."
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"OK, explain to me why I'm learning how to cook."
"I have seen your cubboards, and no human should live on instant ramen and stirfry."
"Maybe I like instant ramen and stirfry."
"Maybe you'll shut up and learn before I post the pictures of you in heels and a skirt on the police intranet."
"Auntie. Auntie Auntie AUNTIE."
"WHO WANTS DEEPFRIED HIKARI SPLEEN FOR DESSERT?"
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"Mom, if Hiwatari-kun really annoys you that much I can just go over to his --"
"AND HAVE HORRIBLE UNMENTIONABLE THINGS DONE TO YOUR HELPLESS BODY?"
".....okay, I thought Dad had a talk with you about the yaoi manga."
Emiko vs Satoshi: FIGHT!
"Why don't you call me Emiko?"
"Oh, NO, that wouldn't be polite. Auntie."
"I STILL FIT IN MY HIGH SCHOOL UNIFORM, YOUNG MAN."
"But I can't call you Emiko-san! You're my mother's age!"
"....I hate the Hikari clan so much."
----
"OK, explain to me why I'm learning how to cook."
"I have seen your cubboards, and no human should live on instant ramen and stirfry."
"Maybe I like instant ramen and stirfry."
"Maybe you'll shut up and learn before I post the pictures of you in heels and a skirt on the police intranet."
"Auntie. Auntie Auntie AUNTIE."
"WHO WANTS DEEPFRIED HIKARI SPLEEN FOR DESSERT?"
----
"Mom, if Hiwatari-kun really annoys you that much I can just go over to his --"
"AND HAVE HORRIBLE UNMENTIONABLE THINGS DONE TO YOUR HELPLESS BODY?"
".....okay, I thought Dad had a talk with you about the yaoi manga."