Apr 10, 2011 17:53
Dear internet:
Please have more porno fanfics that I haven't read.
Love,
Meg
Dear brain,
We have four current projects, two of which are for other people and two of which are hanging around for months waiting for us to get back to them. Plus the slipper and the cowl we were farting around with. WE DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW PROJECT.
no love,
meg
Dear Porno Fanfic I am Writing,
I know you're a dumb pon farr PWP but come on dude.
no love,
Meg
Dear Shauntel from the Elite Four,
FUCK YOU
no really
FUUCKKK YOUUUU
sullenly,
Rina and Pokemans
dear internet,
I think I should clarify. By 'porno fanfic' I mean 'things I can read without actually snorting myself into an aneurysm' and NOT 'it's a TOS K/S fic and she felt the need to pad word count by entirely random sex scenes and oh hey disguised misogyny! I'm going away now'.
that shit just makes me want to write angry entries about how people are stupid. Stop that.
no love at all,
meg