Jun 24, 2010 15:54
1. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, FANDOM, MCCOY IS SIX YEARS OLDER THAN JIM. JIM WOULD NOT BE MENTALLY REFERRING TO HIM AS 'THE OLDER MAN' BECAUSE, AND THIS IMPORTANT, NOBODY GIVES A SHIT AFTER YOU GRADUATE. ALSO, IF JIM IS REFERRED TO AS 'THE BLOND' ONE MORE TIME, PEOPLE WILL BE REFERRING TO YOU AS 'THAT DEAD PERSON.'
2. So one of the swing shift people clutched at me, looked at me with the crazy eyes, and wanted to know if I had a sister or something. It turns out she keeps seeing Amy on the bus and then coming in and discovering I worked day shift.
3. The short rows on Annis are no longer 'short' but God willing and with a copious application of booze I should cast that son of a bitch off tonight.