i'm still debating finding Flint/Volkner fic. I want it so much and yet it will be so so terrible :(

Mar 19, 2010 17:31

1. I wish there was STXI doujinshi available for my entertainment, sigh. I'm sure in my heart it would be full of Spock sliding up behind Kirk and nerve pinching the hell out of him, and also Bones surprise-hypospraying the shit out of him. Maybe Spock would nerve-pinch him and carry him, like a foamy-mouthed puppy, to Bones and force HIM to deal with the asshole he means captain, no actually he means asshole.

2. Pokemon fusion: Still debating over what Bones is (Jolteon? Growlithe?), although by deep contemplation and possibly more booze than I should really admit to, have decided Uhura is a Vulpix, also Ayel is a Mightyena that belongs to Nero. Man, I miss my Mightyena from Sapphire. I caught it at like, level three or something like that and it carried me through the Elite Four. It was one nasty motherfucker by the time it hit the mid-thirties, man. Also debating about Number One; I'm really tempted to make her an Absol or something.

Sulu, naturally, is a Tropius. I can't decide if Chekov is a Togepi or a Jigglypuff, dudes, what do you think?

Anyway, the idea is that Geo Kirk was briefly League Champ and then Nero like, randomly shows up all BAAAAWWWW I'M EVIL OKAY and like, kills him, and so Jim doesn't intend to be a Trainer but Chris Pike and then a really angry Eevee happen to him and between one thing and another, he's like, doing the Gym thing? And then he meets another trainer, named Spock, and his Vulpix, and they're like, ~*~Eternal Rivals~*~ and shit and ... WHY has nobody murdered me in my sleep yet? SERIOUSLY.

2a. I don't remember having such a hard time leveling things in Silver?? Like, okay, apparently the Elite Four is in the mid-forties, but I'm trying to get poor Justin, my Espeon (oh my God you guys I HAVE AN ESPEON FOLLOWING ME AROUND. AN ESPEON FOLLOWING ME AROUND) to level past 35 and even in the area around Gym 8 none of the wild ones are much above 25 except for the occasional Skarmory, which is a seriously annoying Steel type. Of course one spends half the game in Kanto and so the higher level shit is up there, but seriously, I gotta get some levels on these dudes so the Dragon Gym doesn't kick my ass!

Is anybody else digging the Berry Pots as much as I am? I mean, there's only four slots but if you ask me the fact that you don't have to make the rounds de Berry Patch and curse when you forget to water the fuckers makes up for it. (I loved the Berry Dude in R/S/E because he had a huge patch that you could just plant over and over again.) It's just like, ~*~tap~*~ on the main screen and water! I'm getting at least five berries per plant all the fucking time!

3. I am very tired.

pokeymans, things i will regret, twinks! in! spaaace!

Previous post Next post
Up