*eyes bunny*
Dear Mr Holmes:
Dude, if you want to pine all over the place for Watson, that's fine, and I'll totally write it if nobody else will, but contrariwise, if you're going to be pining all over the damn place for Watson and expect me to write it, more co-operation than hideous caterwauling on the god damn violin would be deeply appreciated.
love,
the writer
Dear 2010,
Okay, we really didn't need to start off by me absently leaving my bus pass that was good til the 7th on the damn bus.
no love,
meg
Dear Resident,
I understand you're anxious and all, but shrieking like an outraged two year old when I try to slip out of the room to help another resident just makes me wish I could pop off your head like a dandelion.
love,
meghan
Dear Life In General,
I know January sucks to begin with, but could we have the tiniest bit of a break here? Please?
love,
meg
Dear Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,
Dude, seriously, I know you were in it for the money and all, but seriously? Seriously in The Sign of Four Watson just ... randomly falls for Mary? Seriously?
I'm disappointed in you, sir, I have seen better OHSHI THESE DUDES ARE GAY BRING IN A GIRL-- in fangirl-bait shounen manga.
... wait, never mind, I forgot your genre.
The point, sir, still remains, that in a career of reading terrible popular fiction and laughing over gay, that was one of the worst cases of OHSHI WE NEED A GIRL I have ever seen.
Respectfully,
Meg
Dude, if you want to pine all over the place for Watson, that's fine, and I'll totally write it if nobody else will, but contrariwise, if you're going to be pining all over the damn place for Watson and expect me to write it, more co-operation than hideous caterwauling on the god damn violin would be deeply appreciated.
love,
the writer
Dear 2010,
Okay, we really didn't need to start off by me absently leaving my bus pass that was good til the 7th on the damn bus.
no love,
meg
Dear Resident,
I understand you're anxious and all, but shrieking like an outraged two year old when I try to slip out of the room to help another resident just makes me wish I could pop off your head like a dandelion.
love,
meghan
Dear Life In General,
I know January sucks to begin with, but could we have the tiniest bit of a break here? Please?
love,
meg
Dear Sir Arthur Conan Doyle,
Dude, seriously, I know you were in it for the money and all, but seriously? Seriously in The Sign of Four Watson just ... randomly falls for Mary? Seriously?
I'm disappointed in you, sir, I have seen better OHSHI THESE DUDES ARE GAY BRING IN A GIRL-- in fangirl-bait shounen manga.
... wait, never mind, I forgot your genre.
The point, sir, still remains, that in a career of reading terrible popular fiction and laughing over gay, that was one of the worst cases of OHSHI WE NEED A GIRL I have ever seen.
Respectfully,
Meg