seriously, fandom?
in my continuing, insane quest for more readable fic, I found a short angsty Kirk/Bones fic, where, no lie, Bones is all angsty and shit because he can't see Joanna any more, and I am not making this up, because Jocelyn has told her that Bones is dead.
1. Wait, so Bones doesn't just call up his lawyer and scream THE CRAZY BITCH JUST TOLD MY DAUGHTER I WAS DEAD?
2. Man, if telling your kid the other parent was dead was all it took to get custody, I know some people who are going to be mighty sorry about all the time and trouble they spent proving their ex is an asshole and shouldn't be around their kids.
3. No, seriously, Bones just allows this? Seriously?
4. Jocelyn TOLD Bones she'd told Joanna he was dead? Why ... why would you even do that? What if he manages to call when you're not home? what if the kid picks up the phone instead of you? What if a mutual friend mentions something in front of Joanna?
5. CHRIST YOU GUYS I DON'T THINK I'VE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE, BUT BONES? NOT THE EASIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD TO LIVE WITH. QUIT MAKING JOCELYN A ONE-DIMENSIONAL BITCH, IT MAKES ME THINK UNKIND THOUGHTS OF YOU.
In conclusion: research and logical thinking DOUBLE FAILURE.
1. Wait, so Bones doesn't just call up his lawyer and scream THE CRAZY BITCH JUST TOLD MY DAUGHTER I WAS DEAD?
2. Man, if telling your kid the other parent was dead was all it took to get custody, I know some people who are going to be mighty sorry about all the time and trouble they spent proving their ex is an asshole and shouldn't be around their kids.
3. No, seriously, Bones just allows this? Seriously?
4. Jocelyn TOLD Bones she'd told Joanna he was dead? Why ... why would you even do that? What if he manages to call when you're not home? what if the kid picks up the phone instead of you? What if a mutual friend mentions something in front of Joanna?
5. CHRIST YOU GUYS I DON'T THINK I'VE MENTIONED THIS BEFORE, BUT BONES? NOT THE EASIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD TO LIVE WITH. QUIT MAKING JOCELYN A ONE-DIMENSIONAL BITCH, IT MAKES ME THINK UNKIND THOUGHTS OF YOU.
In conclusion: research and logical thinking DOUBLE FAILURE.