oh lawdy
re reboot fic and the mpreg thing, bless you dudes:
Meg: if they have a baby it's going to be carefully designed in a lab and carried by a surrogate and then Spock is going to be teh scariest mommy ever
Meg: .... maybe I could lie and say that one or both of them get hormone injections so they can nurse. No, it would have to be Spock, because Kirk is probably allergic.
Then it kind of segued into Kirk being the sort of hysterical parent that remembers what they pulled at that age. Seriously, why do people let me talk to people on the internet?
Meg: see, my primary thoughts re Star Trek today have been "Could Jim force Bones and Spock to dress up and go clubbing, and if so, could he also bully Spock into glittery eyeshadow? Can I make this totally platonic?"
Also I am reading a fic where Pike is called 'elderly'.
Now I realize I spend most of my time hanging around dudes who are rocking their ninety-somethinghood and all, but PIKE IS NOT ELDERLY. HELLO, THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE STAR TREK WORLD WHO LIVE TO BE 140, HE IS BARELY MATURE. Ficcing fandom has been annoying me a little lately. Mostly because people seem to dig the abuse thing a little too much for my taste.
Which on one hand, you know, if you like it and I don't, w/e, different strokes and if we all liked the same thing there wouldn't be enough to go around and all, but on the other hand. OH GOD IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE MAKING KIRK A WEEPY UKE HEALED BY SPOCK'S COCK BUT COULD YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND LITTLE GREEN FISHES, PLEASE LEAVE SPOCK THE HELL ALONE. I'm not even going to talk about the Clthulu cock Spock has in one fic. Or the .... self-lubing .... you know what, I think I'm going to pack this up and go to Knit Night before I actually break something laughing.
Meg: if they have a baby it's going to be carefully designed in a lab and carried by a surrogate and then Spock is going to be teh scariest mommy ever
Meg: .... maybe I could lie and say that one or both of them get hormone injections so they can nurse. No, it would have to be Spock, because Kirk is probably allergic.
Then it kind of segued into Kirk being the sort of hysterical parent that remembers what they pulled at that age. Seriously, why do people let me talk to people on the internet?
Meg: see, my primary thoughts re Star Trek today have been "Could Jim force Bones and Spock to dress up and go clubbing, and if so, could he also bully Spock into glittery eyeshadow? Can I make this totally platonic?"
Also I am reading a fic where Pike is called 'elderly'.
Now I realize I spend most of my time hanging around dudes who are rocking their ninety-somethinghood and all, but PIKE IS NOT ELDERLY. HELLO, THERE ARE PEOPLE IN THE STAR TREK WORLD WHO LIVE TO BE 140, HE IS BARELY MATURE. Ficcing fandom has been annoying me a little lately. Mostly because people seem to dig the abuse thing a little too much for my taste.
Which on one hand, you know, if you like it and I don't, w/e, different strokes and if we all liked the same thing there wouldn't be enough to go around and all, but on the other hand. OH GOD IT'S BAD ENOUGH THAT YOU'RE MAKING KIRK A WEEPY UKE HEALED BY SPOCK'S COCK BUT COULD YOU PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD AND LITTLE GREEN FISHES, PLEASE LEAVE SPOCK THE HELL ALONE. I'm not even going to talk about the Clthulu cock Spock has in one fic. Or the .... self-lubing .... you know what, I think I'm going to pack this up and go to Knit Night before I actually break something laughing.