things I probably shouldn't talk about on LJ
I would never, of course, make a throwaway comment to Becky on IM about crossing over Kabuto with Merlin, start talking about it as a joke, realize suddenly that you could claim it was all the Hyper Zector throwing Tendou and Kagami through time and space to Albion, and then lie awake for half an hour after I had nominally gone to bed picturing the Best Of scenes involving Arthur and Tendou's epic Everything You Can Do I Can Do Better pissing match while Kagami and Merlin make headache faces on the sidelines and eventually wander off and drink beer and complain about their boyfriends destined lifemates partners/bosses.
(Tendou eventually wins but only because Arthur is like PRINCES DO NOT COOK and Tendou whips up a little something in the palace kitchen to the accompaniment of Kagami's only slightly hysterical demands of where the hell he learned to cook on a wood-fired oven, not to mention an open fire.)
Merlin of course would understand them because of ~*~magic~*~ and have to lie a lot about how he was of course raised in another kingdom, and would cast a spell on Kagami and Tendou on the quiet.
Anyway, Tendou and Kagami would escape being beheaded because it is after all science and not magic that powers the Rider suits, and there would be a Worm to fight. (I don't know, maybe the Worm got dragged with them when the Hyper Zector went all weird.) Tendou and Arthur would suddenly get along disturbingly well when they realize their main joy in life is making their boyfriends destined lifemates partners/servants lives a complete misery. Merlin and Kagami would be all *CLING TOGETHER IN FEAR* and Tendou and Arthur would get all :| :| :| about it.
And I think it would be better if everybody ahaha forgot I mentioned this one? *FLEES*
Amy: ONE TWO THREE EVERYONE - IN YOUR HEAD AND WHAT?
Meg: off the lj ._____.
Amy: you gonna learn ever?
Meg: apparently not.
Amy: hah hah
(Tendou eventually wins but only because Arthur is like PRINCES DO NOT COOK and Tendou whips up a little something in the palace kitchen to the accompaniment of Kagami's only slightly hysterical demands of where the hell he learned to cook on a wood-fired oven, not to mention an open fire.)
Merlin of course would understand them because of ~*~magic~*~ and have to lie a lot about how he was of course raised in another kingdom, and would cast a spell on Kagami and Tendou on the quiet.
Anyway, Tendou and Kagami would escape being beheaded because it is after all science and not magic that powers the Rider suits, and there would be a Worm to fight. (I don't know, maybe the Worm got dragged with them when the Hyper Zector went all weird.) Tendou and Arthur would suddenly get along disturbingly well when they realize their main joy in life is making their boyfriends destined lifemates partners/servants lives a complete misery. Merlin and Kagami would be all *CLING TOGETHER IN FEAR* and Tendou and Arthur would get all :| :| :| about it.
And I think it would be better if everybody ahaha forgot I mentioned this one? *FLEES*
Amy: ONE TWO THREE EVERYONE - IN YOUR HEAD AND WHAT?
Meg: off the lj ._____.
Amy: you gonna learn ever?
Meg: apparently not.
Amy: hah hah