no, seriously.

[lazulisong]

Honey, I appreciate that you're trying to warn for everything in the fic and all, but isn't warning for 'homosexual implications' in an Arashi fic kind of like saying WARNING: BLACK KITTEN MAY BE EVIL?

These dudes are gay on camera for a living, I don't think you need to warn for it!

flange5, I thank you sincerely although my doctor probably doesn't.

Comments

[unrequitedangst]

No, no, no. My favorite is this:

Warning: knifeplay, bloodplay, bdsm, Ds, super-m!Jin, Seme!Pi
Author’s Note: Not for the faint of heart. You have been warned. Don’t cry if you don’t like it and it’s too extreme for you. AND PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

[fic goes here]

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Public Service Announcement: Safe words are important, and all sex should be consenual, as should be all sexual situations. Be careful with your partner and do not try something like this without proper communication and research first.

ldkjkdkfjdfjklljsjk. Just -- fjsdkljlfdsljfdsjkldsjjldsjkdsjdjkjdjkdjjd

._.

[flange5]

I'm glad it made it there! I was a little worried that it would be busted all to hell . . There was a lot of syrup, though and I hoped it would glue itself to the tupperware ^^" It's a little oversweet, I think . . . I overheated the syrup :P But with some strong coffee . . . ^_^ I hope you enjoy it ^_^

umm . . . that warning does seem a little redundant . . . and only implications?? ha!

[nogah]

Honestly, I feel cheated as a fan that Johnny&associates do no warn us for those things. A simple a thing as 'warning-may contain surprise!buttsex and rainbows' for kitto daijoubu would've been nice. Now I'm trapped in fun gay rainbow lala land all because of not having been properly warned :(

[muimi07]

Being a BNF gets you pastry?! Lucky! :D