These are always fun
1. Who is the last person you high-fived?
I can't remember, but I think it was in a D&D game.
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
Most likely. I'm colorblind so I wouldn't go infantry.
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I normally fall asleep with it on, but wake up and turn it off.
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Of course.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
I think I did once in elementary school.
7. How fast can you type?
Between 50-80wpm. I type faster on my own keyboard.
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope, but I'm afraid of the light.
9. Eye color?
Hazel-green, but they get blue and yellow sometimes.
10. Worst fear?
Heights.
11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Many years ago and the only reason I chose bath was to bathe with my girlfriend.
12. Do you knock on wood?
No, but I spank it!
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Lawson Creek Pale Ale
14. Do you think you're attractive?
I think I'm funny looking, but some women find me attractive.
15. Can you hoola hoop?
I'll get back to you after my sex change.
16. Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yea, pretty much.
17. What do you want for Christmas?
For there to be no Christmas. I hate it.
18. Do you know the Muffin Man:
The Muffin Man!?
19. Do you talk in your sleep?
I sometimes mumble in my sleep.
20. Who wrote the book of love?
I dunno, but who ever it was is a fucking retard.
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Used to all the time as a kid. My line broke one time and I chased the son of a bitch 12 blocks.
23. Do you consider yourself successful?
Uh, sure.
24.whos on ur contact list on ur cell?
This is being posted in 2 journals so I'll name them all. Chris, Natalie, Sheridan, Adam, Kelly, and Tony.
25. Have you ever asked for a pony?
Nope, but I asked for a ninja suit.
26. Plans for tomorrow?
Never!
27. Can you juggle?
I used to be able to juggle, but now I can only do 2 balls. I don't classify that is real juggling.
28. Missing someone now?
Nope.
29. When was the last time you told someone 'I love you'?
I dunno, a couple of days when I told my mom I loved her.
30. How are you feeling today?
Neutral
31. Are you in love right now?
Nope.
32. Are you black?
No, I'm pale blue.
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Yea, once.
34. What are you looking forward to?
I dunno, getting drunk?
35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Oh yea, I've even fallen out of two story windows.
37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
I don't recall, but I wouldn't be surprised if I did.
38. Can you handle the truth?
Damned skippy.
39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
I like eggs. I used to ate Dr. Seuss growing up.
40. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Jalapenos
Beer
Milk
41. Any cool scars?
Scars? Yes. Cool? No.
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
No way.
43. How many kids do you plan on having?
Some say I shouldn't procreate, but I'd love a boy and a girl. So two!
44. What do you do when no one is watching?
Masturbate
45. Have you ever been in love?
Yup.
46. Do you talk to yourself?
Constantly. I have full own conversations with myself.
47. Do you like dancing?
I used to, but now I just like to shake my booty.
48. What age do you want to get married?
This question is just stupid.
49.Three things about the opposite sex that appeal to you the most:
1. Intelligence
2. Sense of humor
3. Scent
50. who are you thinking about right now?
Morgan McCarthy because of the last question. She is brilliant, funny, and always smells wonderful.
51. Who did you last talk to on the phone?
My buddy Steve.
52. Where is your phone?
Next to me. I had to check to answer the previous question.
53. What was the last thing you ate?
Colby Jack Cheese.
54. What is your favorite drink?
Milk or bourbon and coke.
55. What is the last movie watched?
Kingdom of Heaven I believe.
56. What song do you currently hear?
Mongrel Galang - Dj Shadow VS M.I.A.
57. Are you currently suffering from a broken heart?
Nope.
I can't remember, but I think it was in a D&D game.
2. If you were drafted into a war, would you survive?
Most likely. I'm colorblind so I wouldn't go infantry.
3. Do you sleep with the TV on?
I normally fall asleep with it on, but wake up and turn it off.
4. Have you ever drank milk straight out of the carton?
Of course.
5. Have you ever won a spelling bee?
I think I did once in elementary school.
7. How fast can you type?
Between 50-80wpm. I type faster on my own keyboard.
8. Are you afraid of the dark?
Nope, but I'm afraid of the light.
9. Eye color?
Hazel-green, but they get blue and yellow sometimes.
10. Worst fear?
Heights.
11. When is the last time you chose a bath over a shower?
Many years ago and the only reason I chose bath was to bathe with my girlfriend.
12. Do you knock on wood?
No, but I spank it!
13. Are you drinking anything right now?
Lawson Creek Pale Ale
14. Do you think you're attractive?
I think I'm funny looking, but some women find me attractive.
15. Can you hoola hoop?
I'll get back to you after my sex change.
16. Are you good at keeping secrets?
Yea, pretty much.
17. What do you want for Christmas?
For there to be no Christmas. I hate it.
18. Do you know the Muffin Man:
The Muffin Man!?
19. Do you talk in your sleep?
I sometimes mumble in my sleep.
20. Who wrote the book of love?
I dunno, but who ever it was is a fucking retard.
21. Have you ever flown a kite?
Used to all the time as a kid. My line broke one time and I chased the son of a bitch 12 blocks.
23. Do you consider yourself successful?
Uh, sure.
24.whos on ur contact list on ur cell?
This is being posted in 2 journals so I'll name them all. Chris, Natalie, Sheridan, Adam, Kelly, and Tony.
25. Have you ever asked for a pony?
Nope, but I asked for a ninja suit.
26. Plans for tomorrow?
Never!
27. Can you juggle?
I used to be able to juggle, but now I can only do 2 balls. I don't classify that is real juggling.
28. Missing someone now?
Nope.
29. When was the last time you told someone 'I love you'?
I dunno, a couple of days when I told my mom I loved her.
30. How are you feeling today?
Neutral
31. Are you in love right now?
Nope.
32. Are you black?
No, I'm pale blue.
33. Have you ever been suspended or expelled from school?
Yea, once.
34. What are you looking forward to?
I dunno, getting drunk?
35. Have you ever crawled through a window?
Oh yea, I've even fallen out of two story windows.
37. Have you ever eaten dog food?
I don't recall, but I wouldn't be surprised if I did.
38. Can you handle the truth?
Damned skippy.
39. Do you like green eggs and ham?
I like eggs. I used to ate Dr. Seuss growing up.
40. What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator?
Jalapenos
Beer
Milk
41. Any cool scars?
Scars? Yes. Cool? No.
42. Do you like or have a crush on anyone?
No way.
43. How many kids do you plan on having?
Some say I shouldn't procreate, but I'd love a boy and a girl. So two!
44. What do you do when no one is watching?
Masturbate
45. Have you ever been in love?
Yup.
46. Do you talk to yourself?
Constantly. I have full own conversations with myself.
47. Do you like dancing?
I used to, but now I just like to shake my booty.
48. What age do you want to get married?
This question is just stupid.
49.Three things about the opposite sex that appeal to you the most:
1. Intelligence
2. Sense of humor
3. Scent
50. who are you thinking about right now?
Morgan McCarthy because of the last question. She is brilliant, funny, and always smells wonderful.
51. Who did you last talk to on the phone?
My buddy Steve.
52. Where is your phone?
Next to me. I had to check to answer the previous question.
53. What was the last thing you ate?
Colby Jack Cheese.
54. What is your favorite drink?
Milk or bourbon and coke.
55. What is the last movie watched?
Kingdom of Heaven I believe.
56. What song do you currently hear?
Mongrel Galang - Dj Shadow VS M.I.A.
57. Are you currently suffering from a broken heart?
Nope.