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[lazserus]

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I have dyed my hair an un-natural color -- eggplant purple

I look for patterns in things like cloth, wallpaper and tile

I prefer paintings and drawings to photography

My mom used to be a cheerleader

I’ve been to the prom

I love movies about proms and school dances

One of my favorite bands is from Europe

I hate cultural food like Chinese or Mexican

I have more burned cd’s than real cd’s

I wear sandals in the winter -- until my dogs ate them

I wear shorts in the winter -- Like it ever gets cold where I live

I’m still afraid of the dentist

I’ve moderated a LiveJournal community -- I created one a long time ago. It was fun briefly

I hate taking showers

I wear/own a fragrance made for the opposite sex

I’ve given myself a piercing -- 2 in the ears and one in the nipple. The ONE time I got a professional piercing it got infected

I would rather burn out than fade away -- Who wouldn't?

When I was little I was afraid of the zoo

I have no clue how to play a guitar

I’ve kept something from a past relationship that didn’t belong to me -- Not on purpose!

I wish I wasn’t so romantic

Titanic is the most romantic movie I have ever seen

I prefer incense to candles -- Any man who prefers the opposite is growing a vagina

I own something kinky

There are just some races that I am not sexually attracted to

I think my neighbor is attractive

I have had a stalker -- Creepy girlfriend I broke up with in highschool used to camp outside my house

I have egged someone’s house -- If you haven't, you missed being a teenager

I play/have played role-playing games -- Bong!

I don’t like Nirvana

I can list off all the ingredients of a Big Mac, just like the commercial.

I’ve used a fake identity in a chat room -- It's so fun sometimes, especially when you're drunk

I say things like *hugs or *chases after, ect. during instant message conversations. -- It's worse when you type /me in front

I like the way blood tastes

I’ve had an embarrassing wardrobe malfunction at school or work -- I was having a conversation with a girl and my pants fell off.

Someone at my school or workplace has seen me naked -- I think everyone in my highschool has seen me naked

I know how to work a fax machine -- Most of them, I think

I hate when celebrities have their “names” combined by the media… like TomKat or Bennifer

I have a close friend named Kate or Katie -- Hell, I have two exgirlfriends named Katie. Creepy!

I have a close friend named Matt or Mike -- Both!

I think chewing gum is nasty

I have an iPod

I know what Cthulhu is

I think it would be dreadful to rule a country

I’m not afraid of heights

I have put something up my nose and it got stuck -- Every boy has at one point or time

I send emails to myself

I have swallowed a sum of money -- I'm rich, biatch!

I have never been to a place of worship for a religion other than my own

I plan to live till I am at least 50