10 things that would make a girl more interesting to me

[lazserus]

I stole this from a friend because he always comes up with fun little exercises I never think of. Aside from that, I haven't a clue his motives in half these paradigms, but interpreting and twisting them to my own use is fun in itself. Sorry, Steve! I'm a robber, bitch

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[fourcorners]

I've known some ok drivers. They speed through traffic and they have good reaction speed, but they've also been in at least one accident due to that reckless

The sense of humor thing is more than just finding the right things funny, but able to make the funny as well. Most women aren't that funny. If I can laugh at something she said that was intended to be funny, then she's a rare bird

I like tattoos. Tattoos reveal a lot. One that chooses something meaningful says a lot about them. It just shows that they have enough going on upstairs to at least distinguish between something trendy and cool and something that stands for something they believe in

Signature drinks are just cool. Real beer is a good thing too, but I think cocktails are just sexier. It depends on the beer. If she's loyal to a specific non-crap label, like Newcastle or Guiness or something and drinks it in preference to all others, then that's cool as well, but most chicks aren't really beer drinkers and I can accept that. I'm not a huge beer drinker myself unless it's stinkin hot

[lazserus]

Girls are not funny. I agree, one that is would be rare.

The whole tattoo as an expression thing is ridiculous. Try a fucking sketch pad. When these people are 80 they'll reconsider when their butterfly turns into a HP Lovecraft image. I've got one tatoo I did when I was 13 and it looks like shit. I won't cover it because of how I got it. Yummy!

Any woman who can stomach Guiness is not of this world. I've only met one, and she's DEFINITELY an alien.

[fourcorners]

One of my favorite LJ girls is a Brittish bird with genius IQ, banging bod, sharp sense of humor, looks, reads medical books for fun and can write text like a science dissertation, AND she drinks Guiness by choice. Alas, she's an asexual lesbian.

Almost proof there's no God