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[lazlow84]

A mean gay guy said to me tonight that I looked like a beaver after I told him I didn't want to sleep with him. I assume it was an insult, but beavers are kind of cute, you know

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[shunsuke_virus]

Hahaha I think you kinda do look like a beaver and i don't mean that in a negative way, i would consider you a good looking person.

and anyways there is a shit load of other things that people look like that are alot worse than a beaver. :)

[lazlow84]

Thanks for the compliment, but what exactly does that mean? This is the first time I've ever been told I look like a beaver. What characteristics do I have that are beaver-like?

[shunsuke_virus]

I think it's your cheeks. I can't really explain in detail lol

[volvita]

[lazlow84]

Aww thanks! I was just hoping that he wasn't referring to the fact that I have a large, flipper-like tail and buck teeth.

[twiigy]

lol funny. Have you ever noticed guys that want to sleep with you think that youre hot shit until you turn them down? Then it automatically turns into a cat fight where youre all of a sudden the ugliest person in the room for not wanting to have anything to do with them. They all of a sudden "can do sooo much better", but why arent they doing better in the first place? ::chuckle::

[lazlow84]

Ugh I know. Seriously. If they really thought I was ugly in the first place they wouldn't have asked to sleep with me in the first place.

[lazlow84]

Usually if someone ever insults me, I'm never offended by it. If anything I just get frustrated that I wasn't able to make a witty comeback.

I would have been kind of upset by koala though...I read a study once that said that every koala is a carrier of chlamydia. :\

[secularzealot]

the beaver in chronicles of narnia are really adorable...they also know how to use their equipment well =)

[lazlow84]

Lol, yay! I'm going to take that insult and you've successfully turned it into a compliment!