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I'm starting to think about what Christmas presents I should get people. I plan on impressing my grandma and grandpa and aunt and uncle with gifts of gold, frankinscence, and myrrh (seriously, you can buy a set for like 13 bucks!). I also kind of want to buy someone an acre of the moon but that seems like a cop-out gift. Personally, I think it'd be pretty awesome but I doubt my relatives would appreciate that. It's like giving someone scratch tickets--they act excited but inside they're like, "FUCK YOOUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!"
I asked for a button maker for Christmas. I want to make personalized buttons that say stuff like "I [heart] Transexuals" and "Team Osama". I also asked for a camera, but not a digital kind. I want one of those old school ones with the changeable lenses. I want to develop the pictures myself, too.
I'm wasting effort though, if my family can't find what I want at the mall, they just say "screw it" and buy me a gift certificate.
I asked for a button maker for Christmas. I want to make personalized buttons that say stuff like "I [heart] Transexuals" and "Team Osama". I also asked for a camera, but not a digital kind. I want one of those old school ones with the changeable lenses. I want to develop the pictures myself, too.
I'm wasting effort though, if my family can't find what I want at the mall, they just say "screw it" and buy me a gift certificate.