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(As we're outside smoking)
Karma(my friend): Is that guy you're double-jacking on the phone with gay?
Me: I don't know, I kinda got some weird vibes from him. He's pretty cute though...
(Pause)
Me(in a very uncharacteristic outburst of perversion):...maybe if I play my cards right, we'll go to my place and keep "double-jacking" all night long!
Everyone in the entire world: Branden, you're stupid.
Karma(my friend): Is that guy you're double-jacking on the phone with gay?
Me: I don't know, I kinda got some weird vibes from him. He's pretty cute though...
(Pause)
Me(in a very uncharacteristic outburst of perversion):...maybe if I play my cards right, we'll go to my place and keep "double-jacking" all night long!
Everyone in the entire world: Branden, you're stupid.