"I know what it's like to be dead"

[lazlo_sez_mep]

Uhmmmm... I unsuccsesfully ran away... as it is.. didnt turn out the way it was supposed to. I guess I have to try again some other time....Just watched dawn of the dead, and boy does that movie kick....kick the can that is...the coke can...cracker.

Comments

[sirwillalot]

Fuckin whitey keepin you down man! You should have used your Sith powers to escape them. Maybe if you didn't suck so bad, you could have flown away in your airplane. Haha, I got you with your own there! ....honky.

[lazlo_sez_mep]

honky?... what the hell?.. I would have used my sith powers, but it turns out there are other sith.. I have discovered 2 more, so now I have to stay secluded, or else death may come.

[sirwillalot]

cuz you were like coke can...cracker. I wasn't calling you a honky man. Can't do that to a homeboy.

[lazlo_sez_mep]

OK.. that you wanted to have man sex with me.. which is ok if you do, just give me a "heads up"...lol

[sirwillalot]

haha, no. No man sex. ....okay maybe. On two terms: a goat, and $200.

[lazlo_sez_mep]

I'll bring the goat, you bring the money.

[sirwillalot]

No you bring the goat AND the money. Those are my terms.

[lazlo_sez_mep]

but where will we put the money?

[sirwillalot]

In my wallet, sir.

[lazlo_sez_mep]

thats not fun.....but... i do have 200 thats burning a hole in my pocket.. and i have a pet goat.,. its on now...its a deal.

[sirwillalot]

Okay. Just as a heads up, I use LOTS of vasoline.

[sirwillalot]

Damn this got disgusting fast..

[lazlo_sez_mep]

yes it did....lets stop.

[sirwillalot]

Okay agreed. Let's never talk about this again, okay? This never leaves the cave... or the LJ post.

[lazlo_sez_mep]

what never leaves the ceave, or lj post?

Exactly

[sirwillalot]

I dunno man, what chu talkin bout? I'm Willis. Right on.