"Hes lovely! His names Dean!".. "Uhh... i'm Greg" "GREG THATS IT!!!"
So yesterday was my first day at work, today was my second.
Yesterday was ok, some people were assholes and took the piss abit, but it was fine.
But today... i was pissed off within the first 5 minutes!
Apparently they were all from "The Nunny" which is like the ghetto of grimsby... only none of them are black... infact theyre all idiot racist fucks so would probably "Bang Out!" any of our african american friends. Apparently one of them was also the biggest drug dealer in grimsby... but how would i know that?
People were complainging about the prices (which i did question alot the previous night to be honest)
...and from my first impression of the place i expected something along the lines of:
"These prices are extortionate!" But instead it seems to be:
"YA WHAT?! FUCKIN' OW MUCH?! Al Fooking av ya i will! I wanna free one now ya fooking fook! FOOKING OW MUCH?!?! LES AV IT!"
It was a bit scary, but then i just laughed at most of them... they all kept trying to run off with drinks without paying... none of them realised they had nowhere to run to!
People got angry when we ran out of Aftershock, that was pretty funny... every time this guy who was close to passing out came along i knew he was gonna order 4 aftershoks.
At one point some girls took a shining to me, they said things like "YOURE LOVELY YOU ARE!!!" and started asking what my name was, and if i had a girlfriend... one of them asked me for a kiss so i leaned over the bar and let her kiss my cheek. You have to keep the customer happy you know... that was pretty much the most of my tips for the evening though. Then they all started faking an orgasm and screaming my name and telling me what they wanted to do to me... i got embarassed and ran away.
Every time ive gone in there now someones said "cheer up" and "Are you that guy on x factor/pop idol?"...
they all tried making me sing tonight... i started shaking and nearly dropped the tray of glasses...
The woman kept coming on to me too which made it worse... then she got on the table top and started singing a song, which i assume was by the person who they all think i resemble.
I finnish at 1am... its not good.
Im going shopping on monday i think, finally... i have money and can finally buy some new bloody clothes!
*WARNING*
I realised i was actually totally flattered by the ladies behaviour tonight, and that i wanted it... oh yes i did... and that im really lonely and totally in love with someone (again?) and that its all silly and i should stop doing this. - GAY EL JAY SHIT DONT READ IT IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IM NOT A PUSSY!
*WARNING*
I think thats it for tonight anyway... someone date me kthnx!1
Oh yeah i forgot the kareoke... all the skin 'ed nunny crew were singing (very badly) The Verves, the drugs dont work... i thought it was funny.
Bed... me.
please.
thank you.
Yesterday was ok, some people were assholes and took the piss abit, but it was fine.
But today... i was pissed off within the first 5 minutes!
Apparently they were all from "The Nunny" which is like the ghetto of grimsby... only none of them are black... infact theyre all idiot racist fucks so would probably "Bang Out!" any of our african american friends. Apparently one of them was also the biggest drug dealer in grimsby... but how would i know that?
People were complainging about the prices (which i did question alot the previous night to be honest)
...and from my first impression of the place i expected something along the lines of:
"These prices are extortionate!" But instead it seems to be:
"YA WHAT?! FUCKIN' OW MUCH?! Al Fooking av ya i will! I wanna free one now ya fooking fook! FOOKING OW MUCH?!?! LES AV IT!"
It was a bit scary, but then i just laughed at most of them... they all kept trying to run off with drinks without paying... none of them realised they had nowhere to run to!
People got angry when we ran out of Aftershock, that was pretty funny... every time this guy who was close to passing out came along i knew he was gonna order 4 aftershoks.
At one point some girls took a shining to me, they said things like "YOURE LOVELY YOU ARE!!!" and started asking what my name was, and if i had a girlfriend... one of them asked me for a kiss so i leaned over the bar and let her kiss my cheek. You have to keep the customer happy you know... that was pretty much the most of my tips for the evening though. Then they all started faking an orgasm and screaming my name and telling me what they wanted to do to me... i got embarassed and ran away.
Every time ive gone in there now someones said "cheer up" and "Are you that guy on x factor/pop idol?"...
they all tried making me sing tonight... i started shaking and nearly dropped the tray of glasses...
The woman kept coming on to me too which made it worse... then she got on the table top and started singing a song, which i assume was by the person who they all think i resemble.
I finnish at 1am... its not good.
Im going shopping on monday i think, finally... i have money and can finally buy some new bloody clothes!
*WARNING*
I realised i was actually totally flattered by the ladies behaviour tonight, and that i wanted it... oh yes i did... and that im really lonely and totally in love with someone (again?) and that its all silly and i should stop doing this. - GAY EL JAY SHIT DONT READ IT IF YOU WANT TO BELIEVE IM NOT A PUSSY!
*WARNING*
I think thats it for tonight anyway... someone date me kthnx!1
Oh yeah i forgot the kareoke... all the skin 'ed nunny crew were singing (very badly) The Verves, the drugs dont work... i thought it was funny.
Bed... me.
please.
thank you.