"untitled #1"
Life isnt good at the minute...
On monday i went to a party, it was all going swimingly... i got really drunk... slammed my cheesy 80s compilation i made on (featuring, Europe, Spandau Ballet, Mungo Jerry and many more) and danced my tight little ass off... got alot of people to dance with me, a bunch of us even got half naked to dance at one point for some reason.
Then i started throwing up... then i started spitting blood...
That part wasnt great... some girl came in the bathroom while i was vomming the conversation was along these lines...
(Elongate the last word of all of the girls sentances to get an idea of her annoying voice)
Girl: Have you been drinking blossom hill?
Me & Dave: Yeah...
Girl: Because some blossom hill is red...
Me: Yeah... but ive been drinking white wine...
Girl: Yeah well sorry i was just saying... dont get pissy with me, im older than you, ive experianced this more... im older than you
Me: Congratu-fucking-lations youre older than me, really well done... now fuck off.
Apparently i told Dave i thought my intestines were bleeding... and at one point i shook my fist in the air while some people were trying to get in the toilet, saying "Fuck off you darned kids!"
And lots of other stupid shit.
In the morning i woke up and my phone screen was broke from sleeping on it.
Dave told me that girl (who was next to me in bed when i woke up) gave me a "pole polish"... i freaked out... he didnt admit he was joking for a while...
I got up to have a look at myself in the mirror and find my fly (a button fly) completely undone...
WHAT.THE.FUCK
We eat some breakfast listen to some crazy kid mumble about someone stabbing someone in the leg at the party, and then see lots of blood on his cast...
Yesterday i did fuck al because i was so ill from the previous night.
But i was going to go see Saw with sally cute at ike 11:20 pm... we find out its not on and go do other stuff...
she starts acting crazy for some reason... and gets pissy because i refused to drive her to another city pronto...
We fall out, i take her home.
I wake up this morning and find out i have been caught speeding... do not pass go, do not collect £200, but have to pay a £60 fine and something about a lesson in speeding...
My Dad gets angry but calms down later...
I decide the only thing i can do is sell my PS2... I never play it, but now knowing that its got to go i really want to.
I hear more bad news about the halloween show, and i get more stressed.
I have to turn down driving my friends band around for 3 days.
I think i fall out with someone else who ive only just made up with. But im the idiot for even going there again.
I get told A Silver Mt Zion are playing in december... i feel a little bit better.
I still feel shit though and really want money and a makeover. And a girlfriend. Apply inside.
Then i write all this shit, probably miss lots and lots out, and then sign off.
On monday i went to a party, it was all going swimingly... i got really drunk... slammed my cheesy 80s compilation i made on (featuring, Europe, Spandau Ballet, Mungo Jerry and many more) and danced my tight little ass off... got alot of people to dance with me, a bunch of us even got half naked to dance at one point for some reason.
Then i started throwing up... then i started spitting blood...
That part wasnt great... some girl came in the bathroom while i was vomming the conversation was along these lines...
(Elongate the last word of all of the girls sentances to get an idea of her annoying voice)
Girl: Have you been drinking blossom hill?
Me & Dave: Yeah...
Girl: Because some blossom hill is red...
Me: Yeah... but ive been drinking white wine...
Girl: Yeah well sorry i was just saying... dont get pissy with me, im older than you, ive experianced this more... im older than you
Me: Congratu-fucking-lations youre older than me, really well done... now fuck off.
Apparently i told Dave i thought my intestines were bleeding... and at one point i shook my fist in the air while some people were trying to get in the toilet, saying "Fuck off you darned kids!"
And lots of other stupid shit.
In the morning i woke up and my phone screen was broke from sleeping on it.
Dave told me that girl (who was next to me in bed when i woke up) gave me a "pole polish"... i freaked out... he didnt admit he was joking for a while...
I got up to have a look at myself in the mirror and find my fly (a button fly) completely undone...
WHAT.THE.FUCK
We eat some breakfast listen to some crazy kid mumble about someone stabbing someone in the leg at the party, and then see lots of blood on his cast...
Yesterday i did fuck al because i was so ill from the previous night.
But i was going to go see Saw with sally cute at ike 11:20 pm... we find out its not on and go do other stuff...
she starts acting crazy for some reason... and gets pissy because i refused to drive her to another city pronto...
We fall out, i take her home.
I wake up this morning and find out i have been caught speeding... do not pass go, do not collect £200, but have to pay a £60 fine and something about a lesson in speeding...
My Dad gets angry but calms down later...
I decide the only thing i can do is sell my PS2... I never play it, but now knowing that its got to go i really want to.
I hear more bad news about the halloween show, and i get more stressed.
I have to turn down driving my friends band around for 3 days.
I think i fall out with someone else who ive only just made up with. But im the idiot for even going there again.
I get told A Silver Mt Zion are playing in december... i feel a little bit better.
I still feel shit though and really want money and a makeover. And a girlfriend. Apply inside.
Then i write all this shit, probably miss lots and lots out, and then sign off.