May 30, 2005 20:12
•Einstein abused his wife
•Ron Howard was the little kid on “The Andy Griffith Show”
•Hitler was part Jewish
•Hitler was not part Jewish
•Fur is murder
•AIDS started when a guy had sex with a monkey
•It wasn’t Marky Mark’s real penis at the end of Boogie Nights
•Lewis Carroll was a pedophile
•You can get cancer from your cell phone, TV, alarm clock and drinking water
•Women celebrities wear wigs all the time
•The girl from Family Matters does porno
•The guy from Growing Pains is a psycho Christian
•Kevin Spacey/Tom Cruise/Richard Gere is gay
•Jamie Lee Curtis was born with a penis and a vagina