a second ago, it was being nicer... ok!
What you don’t know about me
1. I prefer to sleep on my bedroom floor than my bed
2. I’ve broken three lamps in the past 2 months
3. I hate paul frank
4. I have a scoliosis
5. Nintendo 64 makes me dizzy
6. My favorite outfit is “big red”
7. I’ve been in a mental institution
8. a bottle of lotion sitting on my desk says “FUCK DAVID” in sharpie (thanks to Daniel back in the day)
9. I’ve never broken a bone but I fractured my skull once
10. I probably haven’t worn matching socks for 4 years
11. I once had a kipling rolly backpack
12. when I was younger I was at my grandparents house and I was dancing along to a music video and I farted and I kept bending down and farting. and with each bend came a fart. I just kept bending and farting.
13. I graduated from a police academy 4 months ago
14. I love mustard pretzels
15. sometimes after I shower I blow dry my body.
1. I prefer to sleep on my bedroom floor than my bed
2. I’ve broken three lamps in the past 2 months
3. I hate paul frank
4. I have a scoliosis
5. Nintendo 64 makes me dizzy
6. My favorite outfit is “big red”
7. I’ve been in a mental institution
8. a bottle of lotion sitting on my desk says “FUCK DAVID” in sharpie (thanks to Daniel back in the day)
9. I’ve never broken a bone but I fractured my skull once
10. I probably haven’t worn matching socks for 4 years
11. I once had a kipling rolly backpack
12. when I was younger I was at my grandparents house and I was dancing along to a music video and I farted and I kept bending down and farting. and with each bend came a fart. I just kept bending and farting.
13. I graduated from a police academy 4 months ago
14. I love mustard pretzels
15. sometimes after I shower I blow dry my body.