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I went to the airport to check in and they asked what I did because I looked like a terrorist. I said I was a comedian. They said, "Say something funny then." I told them I had just graduated from flying school.
-- Ahmed Ahmed
I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.
-- John Gephart
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
-- Richard Jeni
-- Ahmed Ahmed
I bet a lot of mimes choke to death because nobody believes they're really choking.
-- John Gephart
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
-- Richard Jeni