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[lazarus_rises]

I think all that pie has gone straight to my waist. ...Yeah, my jacket's definitely a little snug.

((A sigh.))

Guess it's crunch time.

But first I have to do some cleaning up around here. Come on, this place is a pig sty! There's empty beer bottles sitting all over the place, no one's using a coaster! Stacks of old magazines that need to be

Comments

This is not the Dean he knows and hates :c

[goodlucksoldier]

...

Dean?

I would call it an upgrade, but that's not what I believe. 8(

[lazarus_rises]

Alex! Good to see you. How's Claire? Oh--when's the wedding?

But I do 8)

[goodlucksoldier]

For a second there, you had me worried. But that joke got old a long time ago. Very funny.

[lazarus_rises]

Joke? Wait, did something happen?

Do you need to talk?

[xxredfieldxx]

Did you hit your head or something?

[lazarus_rises]

No, but it wouldn't surprise me if someone did. This place is a safety hazard! And there's no--

Do you have a mop I could borrow? I'll get it right back to you, I swear.

[xxredfieldxx]

A mop? Why, what are you going to do with it?

[lazarus_rises]

I thought I might...mop the floor?

If you don't have one, that's okay. I just do just as well with a rag and a bucket of water.

[im_not_a_rookie]

D-Dean? This is a joke, right?

[lazarus_rises]

Hey Elena. What's this joke everyone keeps talking about? Wait--

Is it appropriate for mixed company?

[im_not_a_rookie]

Appropriate? What are you-- Since when do you care about something like that?!

[lazarus_rises]

Uhh-only since I started drafting the gender sensitivity manual for the Task Force.