Voice

[lazarus_rises]

((His voice sounds gruff, and more than a little disoriented.))

Where am I...

Alastair! Is this another one of your tricks? You sadistic bastard, don't you ever get enough!

((The sound of breathing, and when he speaks again he sounds a little more coherent.))This isn't hell. Where am

Comments

[bali_manwhore]

Who's Alastair?
Your boyfriend?

[lazarus_rises]

Boyfriend? Look, it's bad enough when people ask that question about my own brother. No way I'd be that bastard's....what you just said.

[bali_manwhore]

...
People think your brother is your boyfriend?

So what is he never getting enough of?

[lazarus_rises]

I can understand it with Sammy. He's got those big puppy dog eyes and pouty lips. But not me.

...Who, my brother?

[bali_manwhore]

I'm trying to understand.
Your objection isn't to people thinking you have sex with your brother. It's...to people thinking you have sex with men?

...no?

[lazarus_rises]

Look, I don't know if you're trying to get in touch with your feminine side or put me in touch with mine or...hit on me. Whatever. Right now I just want a warm place and a cold beer.

[bali_manwhore]

Um.
You sure you're okay?

I know where the bar is, but the beer will cost you. We don't have money here. Schuldig might make you strip.
And Zelda has apartments still open. I can send you directions or show you where they are if you want.

Voice

[lazarus_rises]

Close enough.

Schuldig? Sounds like he's into...antiques.

Alright. I guess I need to get my head on straight. Come up with a game plan.

[bali_manwhore]

If you say.

I don't think so. But he does run the strip club.

Who, me?

[lazarus_rises]

Strip club? This place has a strip club?

What better place to get my head on straight.

[bali_manwhore]

Yup.

So you want directions or should I show you the way?