Voice

[lazarus_rises]

Ladies. I just want you to know that in spite of everything, you've given me a newfound appreciation for laser tag. Being chased by three women who only have eyes for you isn't a bad way to spend the evening. Let's take it to a mud pit next time

Comments

[onhiswaydown]

Dragon's breath gets weirder looks than lamb's blood.

[lazarus_rises]

You're probably right. But if you ask for dragon's breath, people just think you're a little too into Dungeons and Dragons. Lamb's blood, they think you slaughter cuddly little animals for fun and start calling the ASPCA. Let me tell you, those bastards are persistant.

[onhiswaydown]

And then you start showing up at crime scenes, or around crime scenes, and suddenly the local police are your best friends. Or they'd like to think so, anyway.

[lazarus_rises]

I've made a few friends on the force. When they're not thinking I'm a serial killer. Or being killed by demons.

[onhiswaydown]

Cops and demons. Always cops and demons. The occasional magician, nothing much else.

[lazarus_rises]

Wait, magicians? Like...pull a rabbit out of the hat, magicians?

[onhiswaydown]

Could do that. Not the most useful trick, but I could do that.

[lazarus_rises]

Ever saw a woman in half? Because that just seems like a waste.

[onhiswaydown]

Can't say that I have. Or that I'd want to. Better ways of... impressing them.